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typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

Source: sharticles

pleatedjeans:

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pleatedjeans:

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Tagged: comics

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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Source: nyehs

becausebirds:

untyin’ ur shoes, stealin’ ur pans

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

Source: redlight--district

Tagged: my cat did that

Source: alisxrico

troylersquiffgame:

silent-dialogue:

what the fuck this kid has better style than 99% of the male population

wait holy shit this kid went to a summer camp that i was a counselor for… he wore louis vuitton.

Source: merman861015

bundleoffuckingsunshine:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

THE GRANDMA WHO SHOUTED MOTHER FUCKER IS MY FAVORITE

Tagged: I can't breath

Source: itsfunnytome

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

Source: birdsofafeathercolchester

Source: deepspace2k14

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abbysucks:

anniemae04:

its-notafashionstatement:

theoccasionaloctopus:

heathermlly:

kaiba-cave:

sullivanthere:

x-roar-x:

basically my face right nowimage

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

omfg

DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?

What the actual fuck.

at the end i literally thought it was gonna hop on dick no lie

You people are way to young to be learning about sex if something like this scares you…

i can endorse this product if my kitchen trash full of crushed hardboiled egg pieces is any indication

Source: miles-eggworth

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

Tagged: yestrue

Source: tiorickyaoi

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Source: englishsnow